Monday, April 10, 2017

  • Monday, April 10, 2017
  • Elder of Ziyon



Found here:

10. Passover Knight--He's always different from all other knights.

9. MatzahMatzahMan--Within 18 minutes, this superhero can flatten himself and escape anything, even Pharaoh!

8. KarpasGirl-She makes any veggie taste as good as ice cream--primarily because you're so hungry.

7. Betty Catwoman--her elliptical pupils open and close so quickly, she can see the tiniest speck of hametz in the dark.

6. Man-ishtanah--His Wi-Fi enhanced brain links him invisibly to the Internet so he can "google" the answer to all FAQs.

5. Eli-yahoo--An invisibility cloak allows him to enter any home he chooses without being seen.

4. Napkin Nelly--Every cell in her brittle body absorbs stray liquid, especially wine and food stains on fancy tablecloths.

3. The Bitter Herb--This is your uncle Herb who never stops asking, "When do we eat?"

2. Wonder Woman-This is what we call your mom after doing so much work for the Seder!

1. AfikoMan-He disappears instantly, but when you find him, you've got all the power in the world!



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